New Shit has Come to Light

Browsing through Discover Magazine online today, I found two totally rad articles:

1. Zombie Ants!!!

2. Time Travel!!!

Additionally, I saw this article on NYT about Man United legend Eric Cantona and this strange but awesome-sounding new movie starring him. The article makes him sound like the coolest dude ever, mainly because of this anecdote:

After karate-kicking an opposing fan, he had a press conference to explain himself. He simply said: "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much." Awesome. Additionally, if you want to see a hilariously underrated classic football celebration, (as well as a disgusting goal, courtesy of Mr. Cantona) check out the following: